{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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Joris Bert, is a French baseball player for Rouen Baseball 76 of Division Élite. He bats left and throws left. He is nicknamed \"Frenchie\" by his teammates.
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Wakelin v R H & E A Jackson LTD (1984) 2 NZCPR 195 is an often cited case of the High Court of New Zealand regarding misstatements. The judgement ruled that merely being silent on an important fact can be construed as a misstatement in itself.
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