{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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