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Hate to Love You is a yaoi manga by Makoto Tateno and published by Ohzora Publishing. It has been published in English by Aurora Publishing and in German by Egmont Manga & Anime.
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{"type":"standard","title":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 255","displaytitle":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 255","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2686141","titles":{"canonical":"United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255","normalized":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 255","display":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 255"},"pageid":13975527,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/MGM-5_Corporal_04.jpg/330px-MGM-5_Corporal_04.jpg","width":320,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/MGM-5_Corporal_04.jpg","width":576,"height":720},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271106908","tid":"9ff9dbd6-d8e0-11ef-bc91-2ef00f92556d","timestamp":"2025-01-22T16:47:54Z","description":"United Nations resolution adopted in 1968","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_255"}},"extract":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 255, adopted on June 19, 1968, after a large number of states began to subscribe to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons the Council recognized that aggression with nuclear weapons or the threat of it against a non-nuclear-weapon state would create a situation in which the Security Council, and above all its nuclear-weapon State members would have to act immediately in accordance with their obligations under the UN Charter.","extract_html":"
United Nations Security Council Resolution 255, adopted on June 19, 1968, after a large number of states began to subscribe to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons the Council recognized that aggression with nuclear weapons or the threat of it against a non-nuclear-weapon state would create a situation in which the Security Council, and above all its nuclear-weapon State members would have to act immediately in accordance with their obligations under the UN Charter.
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